1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6. Don't use any punctuation
7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8. Sing along at the opera or in the cinema.
9. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
10. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,Yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"